The grass is always greener. I've been jealous of all the fun you've been having with the slutcloud which likely would not have been possible had you not been struggling with this... it sounds really tough.
You could look up historical fertility rituals and spells. This is something people have worried about for centuries.
From the Western ceremonial magic point of view, do it on Fridays (ruled by Venus) or in the planetary hours associated with Venus. Wear green, use items of copper; relevant number is 7. If you're as nerdy as I'm guessing you can even a magic square of size 7. From Wiccan sources a full moon is preferred as well.
From Crowley's 777: animals associated with Venus are the sparrow, dove, and swan. Plants are myrtle, rose, and clover. Gems are emerald and turquoise. Perfumes are sandalwood, myrtle, and 'all soft voluptuous odors'.
My mother struggled to conceive so you (Pandora or Chesed) have my sympathy!
Pardon if this is an obvious question, but have you confirmed whether all the conditions are right on both sides? My mother only conceived me after the doctors discovered and removed a large uterine fibroid.
The AI tells me that you should seek medical help if you have been trying for a year without success.
Find the right girl and train her. This is what my husband did to me! That said you have to start with the right material. I'm subby/masochistic enough that training works, if she's not naturally subby/masochistic obvs it won't work.
Chesed explains in another post how she ended up being a throat slut and you can replicate something similar. But basically you just need to pair arousal (she used a vibrator but it's not required) with oral and over time build an association between the two.
And before my husband trained me, I was bad at blowjobs and didn't really like them that much. I also hating swallowing. However I do like being forced to do things I hate, so the training totally worked. Unlike chesed we didn't use vibrators (I don't like them); instead he practised orgasm denial + edging and then had me deep throat him. (I also hate orgasm denial and was mad about that!) But overtime I developed an association and now I can get totally off while giving a blowjob ... without a vibrator, even. (Except normally my husband won't let me, lmao.)
I've never heard of a girl that can come from being deep throated/ face fucked before without /some kind/ of training so I don't think it's wholly an off-the-shelf kind of phenomenon!
The baby we made when we were worried it wouldn’t happen is definitely more serious than the one we made while just having fun.
The grass is always greener. I've been jealous of all the fun you've been having with the slutcloud which likely would not have been possible had you not been struggling with this... it sounds really tough.
Man it's refreshing seeing someone who just straight-up loves her man.
You could look up historical fertility rituals and spells. This is something people have worried about for centuries.
From the Western ceremonial magic point of view, do it on Fridays (ruled by Venus) or in the planetary hours associated with Venus. Wear green, use items of copper; relevant number is 7. If you're as nerdy as I'm guessing you can even a magic square of size 7. From Wiccan sources a full moon is preferred as well.
From Crowley's 777: animals associated with Venus are the sparrow, dove, and swan. Plants are myrtle, rose, and clover. Gems are emerald and turquoise. Perfumes are sandalwood, myrtle, and 'all soft voluptuous odors'.
Have fun composing (and executing) your ritual!
What nerd believes in magic? Lol.
It’s 2025. Don’t you know nerds are rediscovering magic now?
It's '25 ways to enjoy trying to conceive'. I'm giving them (and any reader) a 26th.
Best wishes for you on this journey. My wife and I have had our own fertility journey and it is a very emotion laden one.
Wonderful advice 🥰
My mother struggled to conceive so you (Pandora or Chesed) have my sympathy!
Pardon if this is an obvious question, but have you confirmed whether all the conditions are right on both sides? My mother only conceived me after the doctors discovered and removed a large uterine fibroid.
The AI tells me that you should seek medical help if you have been trying for a year without success.
Yes, we're well underway with a fertility work up. Nothing obviously wrong found yet on either side
Humble brag post, especially #6
Where the fuck do I find a girl that cums as I bruise her throat. That’s the real question
Find the right girl and train her. This is what my husband did to me! That said you have to start with the right material. I'm subby/masochistic enough that training works, if she's not naturally subby/masochistic obvs it won't work.
Chesed explains in another post how she ended up being a throat slut and you can replicate something similar. But basically you just need to pair arousal (she used a vibrator but it's not required) with oral and over time build an association between the two.
You can’t train a girl into cumming 3 times just from ruthless face fucking, that alone is rare. Girls like that are born not made
I mean it's both. You have to be born with the right combo of horniness and subbiness.
But chesed was, in fact, partly made! See her post here -> https://substack.com/@slutstack1/p-155796202
And before my husband trained me, I was bad at blowjobs and didn't really like them that much. I also hating swallowing. However I do like being forced to do things I hate, so the training totally worked. Unlike chesed we didn't use vibrators (I don't like them); instead he practised orgasm denial + edging and then had me deep throat him. (I also hate orgasm denial and was mad about that!) But overtime I developed an association and now I can get totally off while giving a blowjob ... without a vibrator, even. (Except normally my husband won't let me, lmao.)
I've never heard of a girl that can come from being deep throated/ face fucked before without /some kind/ of training so I don't think it's wholly an off-the-shelf kind of phenomenon!
I can see why you got wife’d up
I’ve trained before, almost every girl needs training to some degree. I’ll keep your advice in mind