Tips for an aspiring almost trad wife
Regularly assess the state of the pantry and fridge. It’s critical to have household staples and nice to have everyone’s favorite treats as well as drinks to offer if guests come by. Aim to always be able to offer light postcoital refreshments
Cultivate a relaxed and welcoming style of hospitality. Ensure there is enough food and drink at parties for the invited guests and any unexpected members of their polycules
Stock the house with plenty of blankets to ensure the comfort of overnight guests and/or naked women who get chilly towards the end of an orgy
Wash sheets, towels, and other household linens frequently. It is nice to buy these in white to allow the use of bleach for sanitization and stain removal
Provide appropriate waste disposal options at gatherings to avoid a mess. Orgies need many small lined trash cans to dispose of used condoms, whereas garden parties need well-marked bins to avoid mixing cans (recyclable) with disposable plates and cutlery (garbage or compost)
Discuss household responsibilities with all household members to ensure all are on the same page. Hiring outside help (e.g., housecleaner, gardener) may be needed in large households or when household members have different skills or expectations related to upkeep. Try to tidy sex toys before cleaners arrive. Tip well
Maintain a meticulous calendar to avoid double-booking dates, gatherings, and appointments. Work with your spouse(s) to ensure you have appropriate balance and are spending enough time at home
Be thoughtful in sending invitations to social events. Many marriages, relationships and polycules have a designated scheduling person (often but not always a Wife). If you extend an invitation to the wrong husband, the entire household may remain unaware of the event, leading to unintentional offense
Cultivate good relationships with metamours (sometimes known as sisterwives). It is often appropriate to start a group chat for coordination and cooperation
Regular sex is an important part of relationship maintenance and general wellness. If you find your spouse(s) want sex while you are not in the mood, consider what it would take to get you in the mood. Perhaps you could ask your husband to lift a heavy object or demand he catch you first
Take notes on the preferences, dislikes, allergies, and medical conditions of your spouses, metamours, and extended slut cloud. This will enable you to plan meals, pick appropriate gifts, and take care of the community in emergency situations
Maintain a well-stocked first aid kit and household pharmacy. This should include basic wound care supplies, a tourniquet, condoms, naloxone, and over the counter medications such as antihistamines, NSAIDs, acetaminophen, antacids, laxatives, and antidiarrheals/antigas. Ensure all members of the household have good stores of their prescribed medication (e.g., erectile dysfunction medication, antivirals)
Clearly communicate expectations before events (e.g., family friendly garden party versus themed CNC orgy versus adult-only dinner that may turn into an orgy if the vibes are right). It may be necessary to proactively manage the guest list to ensure all guests will feel comfortable attending
Dress appropriately for the task or event at hand. For cooking and cleaning, a nice apron will set the mood and protect other clothes. Wearing dresses rather than pajamas or athletic clothing around the house may brighten your mood (and is easier access for your spouse), but this is a highly variable preference. Orgies may have specific themes or guidelines for attire, but it is typically acceptable for women to attend in a lingerie set. It is good manners to dress modestly in the presence of the monogamous.