Is Aella stinky? The truth might shock you

Chesed’s incredibly professional data collection approach

I (Chesed) am on Twitter, so I am aware of the meme that is Aella. This meme is kind of distinct from the actual woman who is Aella, a pretty lady who can often be found quietly knitting in the corner of a party. Aella also rarely showers, so one of the many legends about Aella floating around the internet is that she stinks. I found myself reflecting on this a few orgies ago, when some nice man’s hearty thrusts were slowly pushing me closer and closer to Aella’s armpit (she was getting railed by another dude in an unrelated scene). I smelled nothing.

I’m not incredibly sensitive to bad smells and I haven’t been near Aella’s armpits on that many occasions, so I thought more data was needed. At the end of the last Red Means No event, I went around with a clipboard and started asking people about Aella’s smell. One thing I appreciate about this community is that no one questions a lady with a clipboard. 31 people provided data, all who had either had sex with Aella, had sex near Aella, or went over to sniff her armpit and reported back.

I asked just a few questions:

1. Have you had sex with Aella?

2. Have you had sex near Aella or otherwise have knowledge of how she smells up close? (this is when I gave them a chance to go find her and sniff her)

3. How would you rate Aella’s smell on a scale of 0-7, where 0 is neutral or pleasant and 7 is the stinkiest stink monster you can imagine?

I present my results below.