2026 Resoslutions
and how you can help your sluts reach our 2026 goals!
Dearest sluts, slutscribers, slutporters, husbands, boyfriends, and sluthaters,
Happy 2026! Thank you for a wonderful year. When we launched SlutStack a year ago we had no idea if anyone would read what we wrote. Chesed was mostly looking for a hobby to distract her from obsessively trying to conceive (and crying about trying to conceive).
2025 treated us to not only enthusiastic readership, but financial support and most importantly, a vibrant and caring community. Our Slutscriber Discord, originally conceived of as just a place to securely share photos with our supporters, has blossomed into a shockingly wholesome, supportive, sexy, and active corner of the Internet. We have been particularly touched to read accounts of how the space has helped a handful of you to navigate big relationship shifts. Our Slutscribers have consistently brought us joy and new perspectives, and we so appreciate your support.
SlutStack Goals for 2026
Engage, titillate, and entertain our existing readers and community
We want to keep bringing you the sweet and spicy content you’ve grown to expect, while also expanding into other topics and styles. To do this best, we’d love to hear from you. Please complete our reader survey or feel free to give us feedback via email, Discord, or comments.
Grow our reach and supporter base
We’d like SlutStack to reach even more eyes and ears. We’re offering a special 50% discount off our annual subscription for the first 10 paid subscribers of 2026. (Edit: we already hit 10, thank you for joining us!)
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Stay true to our values
While we’re excited to grow, we want to continue to be firmly rooted in our values as wholesome little degenerates. We aim to:
Share authentically (even when the truth is uncomfortable, unsexy, gross, or unpopular)
Deliver on our promises (including delivering more nudes to Discord!)
Be kind and respect the inherent worth and dignity of others (even strangers on the internet who do not return the favor)
Facilitate a well-ordered but welcoming community
Pandora’s Goals for 2026
Group house community building
In 2025 I started a group house with two of my boyfriends that has felt like a beautiful chance to settle into my relationships and start laying the foundations of a community. In 2026, I want to host more events that inspire me (both sexy and wholesome), such as friends dinners with benefits and art nights.
Investing in my relationships with my three boyfriends and polycule
I feel like 2025 was the year of coalescing the polycule of my dreams. While polyamory can always bring surprise twists that require us to stay flexible, I feel really good about my relationships and would love to keep growing each of them:
With my primary partner, I think this will be a big year marked by deepening commitment, growing even closer, and charting our future.
With my other live-in partner, I’d love to build deeper bonds with him and his primary partner via trips and quality time, and hopefully even welcoming her to live in our house (if/when it makes sense for their relationship).
With my long distance boyfriend, I would love to plan visits across both coasts and ideally introduce him to a broader subset of my friends and family. And maybe even entice him to move here eventually.
Within my broader polycule, I’d like to keep showing up according to my values, including flexibility, honoring my needs/feelings, open-mindedness, giving benefit of the doubt, discernment, creative solution finding, and love.
Greater authenticity with my parents
In 2025 I moved in with two boyfriends, but my parents still don’t know I’m poly. It feels important to me to share more of my life with them, since this omission feels like a blocker to greater closeness. It feels like the right time to tell them I’m poly, and to introduce them to my other partners (if the general principle goes over well).
Increased focus on physical wellbeing and a healthy vaginal microbiome
In 2025, I had the best mental health year of my life, but my physical health started to feel more tenuous at the end of the year. As I sorted through fatigue symptoms with the help of my boyfriends, I have been reflecting on how I’ve taken my good physical health a bit for granted throughout my 20s. In my 30s, I want to work on improving my nutrition, sleep habits, and exercise. Also, 2025 was the first time I started to have occasional issues with vaginal/urinary tract health (yeast infections, BV, a UTI). I had taken my microbiomes for granted, and these are also a little trickier to keep stable with a rotation of partners and intense play parties. I’m starting daily probiotics and enlisting my partners to remind me to always use the bathroom after sex, to hopefully reduce the likelihood of future issues.
Indulging my curiosity and creativity
I am excited to learn new things in 2026, whether that is investigating how to be an even better slut and girlfriend, taking ceramics classes, reading more books, bringing in interesting new SlutCon speakers and podcast guests, or experimenting to figure out my next career steps.
Chesed’s Goals for 2026
Welcoming my little baby boy
I hope that the birth, recovery, and newborn period goes smoothly for both myself and my son. Much of birth and parenting is impossible to predict or control, but I am grateful to have a close-knit, caring community around me as I navigate this period. My personal resolutions around this are:
To enjoy as much of this period as I can
To be kind to myself, my husband, and my loved ones during the less enjoyable moments
To avoid taking on new commitments. Baby, SlutStack, SlutCon, and eventually returning to my day job is enough.
Nurturing my marriage and deepening my relationship with my husband
The process of trying to conceive and being pregnant has already transformed my relationship with my husband. Over the last year, he has helped me through some of the most intense physical and emotional pain of my life. We began the year very close and found ourselves even more interwoven at the end. I don’t know the specifics of how our relationship will change in the wake of our child’s birth. I suspect we will come to know each other even more. I suspect I will again be surprised by the depth of my husband’s love and capacity to care.
Nourishing my body with love, movement, and orgasm as I recover from pregnancy and birth
I hope to return to weightlifting and become even stronger, to continue to find joy through walking in nature, and to have some novel sex adventures, whether solo, partnered, or many-partnered.
Spreading lovingkindness and being an itty-bitty beacon of divine love
Whether through SlutStack, SlutCon, random tweets, my work in healthcare, my blowjobs, or just my presence, I would like people around me to feel chesed (lovingkindness) flowing through me.
We’d love to hear your resolutions (slutty or otherwise) for 2026. Share in the comments below or on our private Discord! And remember, we are excited to incorporate your feedback into our 2026 plans!